|Frimmin' on the jim jam …|
Hey, not unlike this broken keg and the deluded home brewer endeavoring to resurrect it, for a story in Brew Your Own Magazine!
(I loved doing this job. Loved it! Have I mentioned how much I loved it? Well, I did. Love it, I mean.)
When all the king's horses put me back together again, I'll post more Brew Your Own stuff, and explain.
You deserve a break today. ™®©.