Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Process of elimination

Counting down the presidential candidates I won't endorse.

Like you care.

Batting next — Ted Cruz!

No way! Why? Cruz is smarmy and unctuous.

He is Joe McCarthy incarnate, swinging a cross like a cudgel, rooting out not Commies but whoever and whatever doesn't jibe with his brand of Christianity.

He's Trump but worse: Same strange ideas, same foaming foment of hatred and division. Except Cruz knows which levers to pull, he knows the codes. He knows which ears to whisper into.

Silver-tongued devil.

So if you're keeping score at home, no endorsement for Trump, none for Cruz.

Like I ever would.

Let's end the suspense: Not endorsing anyone in the Republican slate, even though Marco Rubio looks almost hinged in this crowd he hangs with.

Who's left? Stay tuned.

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