What a photographer my son Liam is: catching me between jiggles so that the flapping skin resembled musculature. Challenging endeavors ...

Though I don't look anything close to the überswimmer on the right, I don't look like the dude on the left anymore , either. Swimm...

Delightedly goofy? Seven years ago, I would not have emerged from any body of water looking so goofily delighted (or vice versa). Whene...